Susan woke up in the morning
And she put on her makeup in layers
She put her high heel shoes on
She tripped and she fell down the stairs

Her body lay Tiffany twisted
And her head landed square in the bucket
She had one last breath for the taking
But Susan decided forget it.

The coroner took off the bucket
And his jaw nearly fell to the floor
Her makeup washed off to reveal
The most beautiful girl in the world

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But no one in town recognized her
Nobody knew her by name
And so on her tombstone they’ve written
Here lies the corps of Plane Jane

Then Susan she went up to heaven
But she found there was nobody there
Just lots of old bottles of makeup
And stuff that she put in her hair

Then Susan was reincarnated
And when Mother Nature was done
She came back to earth as a sparrow
To sing in the warm morning sun